Who can guess why Jeff Probst would never vote me off his island?
(I'll post the answer on or about August 31
Backstage Dude: "No individual photos. Group photos only. No autographs."
Jamie: "Oh Cheri, don't do a group photo. It should just be you in the picture with Adam Lambert."
Cheri: "No, really, Jamie, you pose with him alone, and I'll do my photo with Tom and Laura."
Jamie: "But you love Adam Lambert and he loves you. It should just be the two of you in your photo."
Cheri: "Honestly, I'm totally happy to have Tom and Laura in the photo too. " [I could always crop them out later.] [I have bomb-diggity Photoshop skillz.] [What?] [Kidding about the cropping.] [No, I'm not.] [Yes, I am.]