Who can guess why Jeff Probst would never vote me off his island?
(I'll post the answer on or about August 31
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Friday, August 20, 2010
Why Jeff Probst Would Never Vote Me Off His Island
Although I obviously have mad Photoshop skillz, I swear to Mark Burnett that this signed photograph is 100% legit.
Who can guess why Jeff Probst would never vote me off his island?
(I'll post the answer on or about August 31when I get back from our vacation that we're spending at home sharpening our kitchen knives with our guard dogs, Freddie and Jason, at our feet.)
Who can guess why Jeff Probst would never vote me off his island?
(I'll post the answer on or about August 31
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cause you have mad skilz in every aspect of life?
Because he ate your pizza or ice cream?
because it's all about blackmail. What do you have on Jeff?
Because we married him, right?
That's my go-to answer for stuff like this. Because we kind of marry everyone.
...yet another husband for Cherie.....WOW!
What? I can't believe you're leaving us hanging.
Your stunning good looks, duh.
you had to use your mad lawyering skillz one time to help him get out of a sticky situation?
You and he were both eyeing the same parking spot in front of the Apple store and got into a bit of a tiff with him? (you won, of course)
or...yes...you married him, too.
obviously he has a lot of trust in you?
more likely, you know something about him that he would find faux embarrassing if revealed, like he dates women half his age?
You're kinda scary when you wanna be.
And why you wouldn't be voted off Jeff's island.... um, because you've kidnapped Mr. Lambert and taken him with you and it turns out that Jeff wants to share his survival skills with him?
Maybe?
Wait a minute. You named one of your guard dogs after me? I'm not sure if I should be honored or offended. Hmmm.
Anyway. I'm not sure what the answer is to this but I'm going to take a wild guess that it has something to do with Adam Lambert?
And Kate had better be careful. You two don't just marry ANYONE. You have SOME sort of standard, right?
Freddie and Jason? I think you should photoshop Freddie and Jason into the next post :)
Homemade waffles with homemade ice cream. For breakfast. That's gotta be it. Because those are some mad skillz.
cuz he's not allowed to vote
I thought Utah was the only polygamist state? Are you leading the cause now for California?
because you can light an AMAZING fire?
Oh man, I can think of some other mad skilz I'd want to use on that boy!
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