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tr.v. be·witched, be·witch·ing, be·witch·es
1. To place under one's power by or as if by magic; cast a spell over.
2. To captivate completely; entrance.
Warning: This post may include TMI and references to a certain female organ that rhymes with China and a certain other organ that rhymes with Madder and a certain male organ that rhymes with Venus and a certain activity that rhymes with Hex. Rhymes will be utilized rather than actual names to thwart Googling pervs.One day I was minding my own business while having Hex with my husband when I felt something in my China other than his Venus. Upon investigation, I determined that I was harboring a superball all up in there. (This explains why I’d bounce a few times whenever I sat on a hard surface.) (Not really.) (But it sort of feels like it.) So I went to my China doctor, who told me it seemed like it wasn’t so much an issue having to do with my China as possibly my Madder. She referred me to a urologist (an urologist?) ("an" seems weird) (which is it?).
Another Warning: See the title up there? The word Xanax? I’m guessing the desire for one will hit you before you’re finished reading the first paragraph, and, if not then, likely during the second paragraph. If so, follow the instructions in the last paragraph.