Friday, November 13, 2009

It's Like I'm Practically Famous



It's like I'm practically famous for my sugar addiction issues. It's like how the media picks up the story when a celebrity has relapsed.

--OR--

It's like C&H uses some sort of keyword search application and I tweeted something about Halloween candy one too many times.

Either way.

The question is should I call my agent now where call my agent now equals eat another two a bunch of teeny weeny "not-so-fun-size" bags of M&Ms now?

30 comments:

Miss M said...

You have fun sized candies, I have PMS pie, I mean pumpkin pie. Made from scratch. Even the crust. And the whipped cream. And I used real butter. Crap!

Susan said...

It seems like those little candy bars are not as fattening as full size ones, even though you eat 3 or 4.

Chris said...

First, YES to your final question[s].
Second, I have "Riesling_6" following me on Twitter. Too many references to wine? Honestly.

Gary's third pottery blog said...

sweetie, you are TOTALLY famous....

blognut said...

You should totally call a real agent and get a whole ten-week reality TV series where everyone sits around eating candy 'til someone throws up. Then that person gets voted off and sent home.

At the end, the winner of your TV series will automatically be sent over to the Biggest Loser series to lose the weight from eating all that candy for ten weeks.

Genius!

Suburban Correspondent said...

Thanks for reminding me - I still have 2 fun-size Snickers in my laptop bag and no one is watching...

phd in yogurtry said...

tweets for sweets

She said...

I actually ate a Reese peanut butter cup after 12 hours of class today. It cost me 7 points! Whew!

And, since this is about you and not me, CALL a REAL agent! Milk Dud this for all it's worth! Heehee!

Love you!

Jason, as himself said...

It's because you're so sweet. That's why.

But I will say that it probably has something to do with your workout post.

kcinnova said...

The REAL fun size M&Ms or the fake "fun size" M&Ms?

Yesterday I might have had Diet Coke & Cap'n Morgans following me, had they only known...

CC said...

Nope. Go for the gold. Call the "full size" M&M packages.

Sam said...

That's awesome. :)

just jamie said...

I'm picking fun-sized Oreo cookies out of my teeth right now. Swear to God.

What? You didn't know about fun-sized Oreos? They're fun because you can eat like 100 of them, instead of 40 regular ones. Or 20 Double-Stuffed ones. Fun!

Plus? ILY.

Nap Warden said...

Seriously, if I see another mini KitKat, I'm gonna loose it. It's like a cruel joke:O

JCK said...

Too funny. If I tweeted, I probably would be followed by Jack Daniels...

bernthis said...

I'm literally shocked I didn't get them following me. I AM made of granulated sugar

mo.stoneskin said...

You, my dear, have made it.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

I can say, "I knew her when..."
Does them "following" mean endorsement dollars will follow too?

jimgottuso said...

if you are not famous, you should be... no thanks to that lamb's ear dude.

Stu said...

I totally read that last part as 'fun-size-bags'. Which is not even close to what you were talking about.

So what is it like to be stalked by a corporate entity?

-Stu

Seraphine said...

c&h sugar knows which side their bread is... um... buttered.
congrats for being famously sweet!

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

what about those m&m guys in the commercials, they could be your agents and also a snack

Anonymous said...

It was very interesting for me to read that blog. Thanks for it. I like such themes and anything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.

Sojourner said...

That's kinda creepy, if you ask me, but you didn't. No one is safe from the corporate monsters, I tell ya!

Sarah J Clark said...

Ah, Twitter. I love me some Twitter. But you already knew that.

xo!

I've missed you toooooo!

Janet said...

has Adam started following you yet? Oh and did you know Johnny is the Sexiest Man Alive according to the recent issue of People?

Tricia said...

Make the call!!

Kelly said...

That's funny.

Seraphine said...

pure cane sugar. yummm.
at least you aren't being stalked by heinz vinegar. or some flea-and-tick vendor.

The Amazing Trips said...

HA! That's a riot!

I'm surprised I don't have any Napa Vineyards following my tweets. Or, mental health institutions. Or C&H. Man do I love me some sugar...!