The little faker was taking a pebble nap under the pump in her tank.
After we'd prepared a funeral service befitting a head of state, Lavender woke up, waved her purple fin at us, and yelled, "Psych!"
Lavender's nickname is now Lazarus.
The next morning we found this in her tank:
And the day after that we got a letter from Lavender's agent. Apparently, she's been involved in contract negotiations with Sea World.
It seems that Lavender's agent has specified that considering her death-defying abilities, she will not take a co-starring role.
When we know the opening date of her one-fish show, we'll let you know.