You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle. ~God in Bruce Almighty
If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other? ~God in Evan Almighty
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ~George Bernard Shaw
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~Albert Einstein
Just follow your heart. That's what I do. ~Napoleon Dynamite
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. ~Frank Costello in The Departed
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain
This is a doughnut stuffed with M&Ms. That way when you're finished with the doughnut you don't have to eat any M&Ms. ~Dr. Rick Marshall in Land of The Lost
I can't control the cards I'm dealt, just how I play the hands. ~Professor Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. ~Professor Randy Pausch
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. ~Michael Jordan
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mohandas Gandhi
To be truly radical is to make hope possible, rather than despair convincing. ~Raymond Williams
My kid brought home a Crunch bar [distributed to all kids by the sugar-addicted mother who gives garbage food and trash and trinkets to all the kids], and a smelly gym bag.
I posted on Monday the picture that Anna drew for me during church on Sunday. Store these treasures away...I'm hoping we can use them for blackmail one day.
I think that Laura is what my grandma would call "a caution"...she's a hoot. I, on the other hand, got 3 dirty sox (from youngest son....no clue as to the whereabouts of that 4th one) and 2 small potatoes that had been in the backpack for a verrrrrry long time.
Oh..tell Janet...she can borrow mine ANYtime she feels the need! just saying!
So cute. Though I'm starting to get a little worried that some permanent imprinting of your crushes is happening, which will remain only as a vague memory that she will later have to unearth in therapy. :)
Too cute! My first-grader brought home a memory book that said the funniest thing that happened to him this year was when he stuck out his weiner in the lunchroom. Excellent.
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Now THAT is frelling adorable. Adam Lambark. HEEEEEE!!
And mine aren't out of school until tomorrow. And then? Glorious summer break. WOOO!
uh, my stepdaughter? holy hell i like her a lot.
I think I love your kid, too.
That is freaking awesome!
I love her, and I've never even met her.
GUYLINER ahoy!
That girl is so darn smart!
that's one talented kid - and then what did she ask you for? Hmmm?
And guyliner? Loving it.
My kid brought home a Crunch bar [distributed to all kids by the sugar-addicted mother who gives garbage food and trash and trinkets to all the kids], and a smelly gym bag.
Laura's awesome!
Laura sure knows how to get your attention! The artwork and Laura are keepers!
What a handsome little fella.
lol makes me wish I had a kid!
that's awesome! I think you have a future artist on your hands.
Yep. WE love Laura!
She TOTALLY ROCKS!
That is awesome! She's going to be a cartoonist/political satirist.
Definitely your daughter! *grin*
Ha! Mine brought home a bill for a missing library book, you know, so we can settle up before the last day of school.
You didn't tell me your newly born twins were puppies! Can I have one?
(I love Laura too)
rofl, that's funny!
That Laura. Fabulous.
I posted on Monday the picture that Anna drew for me during church on Sunday. Store these treasures away...I'm hoping we can use them for blackmail one day.
That is too cute!
She's a keeper, that one. She's very clever.
I love your kid too.
Your kid is brilliant!!Maybe it's time to think about a career in advertising for your little one??
"guyliner!" Oh I haven't heard this yet (hopelessly behind the times) but that is hilarious!
And Laura - so smart.
You've brainwashed her!
I think that Laura is what my grandma would call "a caution"...she's a hoot.
I, on the other hand, got 3 dirty sox (from youngest son....no clue as to the whereabouts of that 4th one) and 2 small potatoes that had been in the backpack for a verrrrrry long time.
Oh..tell Janet...she can borrow mine ANYtime she feels the need! just saying!
Priceless!
What a special and fun relationship you have.
She's brilliant!
My kids brought home the exact same picture. What a coincidence.
LOL - she is the coolest kid!
So cute. Though I'm starting to get a little worried that some permanent imprinting of your crushes is happening, which will remain only as a vague memory that she will later have to unearth in therapy. :)
that little tuft of black hair? perfection!
Too cute! My first-grader brought home a memory book that said the funniest thing that happened to him this year was when he stuck out his weiner in the lunchroom. Excellent.
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