The iPhone Boyfriend's Guest Post

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It seems like it's been one thing after another around here lately, and I'm just not getting the attention that I once enjoyed. I've been sitting alone, feeling like I'm being taken for granted.

Today I thought, "Nobody's gonna put me in a corner."
I decided to do something about it.

I donned a clever disguise, slipped out of the house . . .

. . . and headed downtown to a cozy rooftop bar.

It wasn't long before I spotted this little hottie sitting alone.

Things were starting to look promising as we took in the view . . .

. . . so I bought her a drink.

The next thing I knew, her boyfriend showed up.
Three or more is a crowd. (I ought to know.)

I hung around the bar a while longer,
but I didn't meet anyone who was my type.

So, I went home, took a cold shower,
and thought, "Tomorrow is another day."

I wonder if there's a Match.com iPhone app
that I can download to myself.

(Gaslamp photograph courtesy of Google Images.)