San Diego Momma is a Lucky Ducky!

We the people of Blog This Mom!, in order to form a more perfect GIVEAWAY, establish a winner, insure Internet tranquility, provide for the common giddiness, promote the general hawtness, and secure the blessings of frivolity to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish that we used the Random Integer Transmogrifer to pick San Diego Momma as the Luckiest Duckiest Duck in all the Land.

Also, Deb, I'm mailing you two keychains because I can't get rid of these cheap pieces of crap fast enough so that Toots and Booger don't have to have a Jell-O wrestling match to see who gets to keep it. Ack! I wonder how many Google hits will come from the search term "Jell-O wrestling match" in this post? Or, Deb, should I mail four keychains so that you and the Rock won't have to Jell-O wrestle Toots and Booger?

It's unbecoming when parents bully their children and take their toys. Tom and I would never do such a thing. If Courtney even tries to tell you that we used to steal Bernie, her Saint Bernard Beanie Baby, and do things like put him in the blender or on the top of the Christmas tree dressed in a little angel outfit? She'd be mistaken. But I digress.

Congratulations, Deb, and I'll get 'round to PROMPTuesday ASAP where ASAP equals Oy Vey I Gotta Go Pick Up Laura From School And I Haven't Even Taken A Shower Yet.

Edited to add: The answer was ten. D'oh!

Edited again to add: Some people have written in suggesting that one way to get rid of an additional cheap piece of crap spread good cheer throughout the land would be to send a keychain to the first person who got the answer correct. Here at Blog This Mom! headquarters we are decluttering and would be happy to give away one more keychain. Did I mention that we are still decluttering would just love to spread good cheer throughout the land?