As I drove along
I turned my car around.
I parked my car in front of a school to get a better look.
I hopped out of my car. (Yes. Hopped. Because on my way to the hot toe doctor's office.)
And, with my iPhone boyfriend camera, I took a picture of the sign in front of the school.
Why?
Because a picture of this sign was just begging for a . . .
CAPTION CONTEST!!!
CAPTION CONTEST!!!
Here are the rules:
1. You can leave as many entries as you like before 11:59 PM on Sunday, May 3.
2. There will be no random drawings in this one. No, no, no! The winning caption will be selected by
3. The winner will be announced here on Monday, May 4.
4. The grand prize? How about a $25 Amazon gift card? Hmmmm. Yes? Okay. That's what it will be. Enter now and win a $25 Amazon gift card! $25!!! Consider it my way of helping America during this economic crisis. I'm a one-woman stimulus package.
5. Family members and employees of Blog This Mom! (if there were to be any employees between now and when the contest ends, which, of course, there probably won't because this blog is not monetized like a certain person's cat) are not eligible for the $25 prize because the
So . . . what are you waiting for? Leave your caption in the comment section.
And? Check back in later. I'm guessing you'll find some pretty entertaining captions because you're funny, yo. (Yes, I mean you.)
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51 comments:
"Local teachers resort to something other than a car wash or bake sale to supplement incomes."
(I love it when you blog late and I have a day off....dude! I was first!!! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket!!)
Local stud vows to set record: How many teachers can be done in one day?
I will be thinking of something most clever. I used up a morning's worth of brain cells thinking of a clever haiku for your daughter's blog.
I was thinking of Fabio for a minute there, then I was thinking of that famous school fund raiser 'Donkey Basketball' where students and teachers have to play basketball while riding donkeys...
Teachers accuse gym instructor of flirting with girls in 8th-grade gym class.
In these trying economic times alternate compensation packages for teachers are being proffered by the district.
That is hilarious. I love the responses. I have nothing witty/funny to add... How was the Hot Toe Doctor?
"This stud is gonna teach them a thing or two!"
"After completing standardized testing week, faculty regroup to teach the child left behind."
"Science and woodshop faculty join forces to finally locate the studs in the walls."
"Our academy has two kinds of graduates based entirely on a scale from smart to sexy."
"Aren't you glad your kid goes here?"
"Stud. vs Faculty" - a far superior choice to "Stds. vs Faculty"
The school where we test your stud's faculty - no matter how small.
Coming to theatres this Summer ... Vin Diesel and Paul Walker in "Too Fast Too Curious" (It could happen to anyone)
Memoirs of a Porn Star -- When Sex Becomes Academic
"Oral exams 2day in Rm. 69" =)
Cherie...I don't have an enrty, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying over all the other entires. You have mad funny readers.
Now. Tell us all about Hot Toe Doctor. Grey's isn't on 'til tomorrow and I need a fix.
Seriously.
Johnny Depp's mud-wrestling exhibition comes to local school.
Annual thoroughbred/human tug of war promises to draw crowds.
All I hear is porn music playing in the background.
I have nothing witty to add. I just get that all faculty are ugly.
I do love a few of San Diego Hermits though, specifically the second one!
"Sperm donor used by the teachers' union now suing for visitation rights"
Frankly, I think Michael Barrow wins this one. (That was BEAUTIFUL, Michael!!)
Thanks K! =)
Oh, how could I possibly top these?
This looks like a solo movie to me because due to budget cutbacks all of the faculty have already been LAID (off)!
That's okay. I like solo movies too.
I had nothing funny to say, so I am checking back later...and I am choking back laughter so as not to have people looking over my shoulder. You have clever commenters.
"In the end, there can be only one."
OK. That's lame. I'll keep working on it.
my caption is as follows:
"Local limping blog writer unfairly excludes wife from $25 gift card contest with some ridiculousness about members of the CEO's family being ineligible to win."
and further:
"F that."
"Just when we thought we'd seen a lull in school scandals..."
Which I now realize isn't funny so much as it accurate anymore.
Da Goddess
dagoddess.com
"Can you correctly read this sign? Free diplomas to the first 20 who can."
(and really...michael's so bad he's goooooood)
"In tough economic times, school fundraisers have to get creative."
The latest headliner at the WWF Academy.
I have been reading the rules and somehow can't figure out what they are. So I'll share my caption, though I'm not sure if it's "legal" because I saw it a few years ago, in Melbourne, Australia.
It was a huge billboard over the road near the airport, and read:
"Check Your Speedos."
I did take a photo--do I need the photo?
So...I'm realizing now...we're supposed to write it ourselves, aren't we? Not just see it. Not enough sleep, sorry...
Okay, it's me again. I hate to leave this in your comments, but I don't have an email address for you. I have gleaned from reading your posts that you like Adam Lambert and Wicked. Both. Well, we're going to Wicked next month and I've been on a kick. Did you know Adam was an understudy on the LA cast of Wicked?? You probably did. If not, check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vbKZfICynA
Coming up tonight on Student Body News:
Area stud vows to put saying "It's Brains not Brawn" to the test...will he go to the head of the class? Tonight at 6!
LaBare Dancers face off. Because dunk the teacher is so yesterday.
I saw the same thing and damn near had an accident. That must mean hot toe doctor is in the vicinity of my office......
Who knew "Teachers Gone Wild" was a sanctioned fundraiser?
Told to the kids after their school has been rebuilt and staffed (bad staff is bad staff, right?)
"...and then, children, he took one mighty swipe with his magnificent tallywacker and down they all went. It was a thing of beauty."
I could have used just any word, but I love "tallywacker". It's so much poetic than schlong or dong or one of the other 47 words we oculd use.
"so much more poetic" and "Could"
Don't let my fatigue fool you. I wanna win this sucker
THIS THURSDAY! Hugh Jackman debates Vice Principal on "Success is not about looks."
Homecoming King to wrestle Football Coach - don't miss it!
My money's on the stud!
"Stud vs. Faculty" -- Like 90210, but without all the annoying wealth and good looking people.
Hmmm... I can't come up with anything to beat these. Leave it to you to find a sign like that Cheri! May the best blogger win!
"he's a very busy guy....."
hey Cheri, if you have a sec, I have a wee little joke thing going on! YOU CAN WIN AT MY PLACE between now and Monday, yay!
Thanks for the duckie, I love him!
the faculty glee club switched teams at halftime.
I'm totally not entering your contest because? I'm pouting. I swear I thought you were taking me with you the next time you visited your hot toe doctor. Because remember? That anvil that fell right on my foot? Remember?
Stud Vs Faculty: The Musical - Friday at 8:00
An Ashton Kutcher Production.
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