Monday, April 06, 2009

The Almighty Brothers

Tom, Laura, and I were playing the board game, Hear Me Out! Players of this game "free-associate" on a wide range of topics.

Laura drew a card that said to write down the names of three influential Bible figures.

We each wrote down three names and then compared our answers.


Tom: Jesus, Noah, and Moses.

Cheri: God, Jesus, and Noah.

Laura: God, Bruce, and Evan.

[Laughter]

Tom: Laura, you do know that Evan Almighty was based on the person in the Bible who built an ark, right?

Laura: Yes, Joan of Arc.

Cheri: And you were worried that she'd be brainwashed at church?

37 comments:

She said...

Laura ALWAYS gets the answers right! ; )

blognut said...

Did I tell this before? I LOVE your kid!

Beth said...

She may not have her Bible figures down pat, but she’s knowledgeable in other areas – history, the movies…!!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

OH!

mo.stoneskin said...

Ha! Brilliant.

I LOVE this kinda kid logic. Totally natural. Despite being a regular church goer and, let's face it, knowing quite a bit of history (I like reading about it) and knowing the Bible reasonably well, I still get some of the names mixed up myself.

I mean, she's right isn't she. It as Joan of Arc who built the Ark? I'm sure of it...

stephanie (bad mom) said...

I think she is the most genius comedienne ever, that's all. I see the beginnings of brilliant Gilda Radner deadpan there.

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

I'm with Stephanie. (Well, I'm always with her, really. She's brilliant.)

That girl of yours is fantastic.

Helen E.M. Wright said...

She's my kind of girl!! You wouldn't believe the trouble I get into here in the 'belt'!

Trish said...

I know the Bible really well, being an 18 year church goer/catholic school survivor. Morgan Freeman, Jim Carrey, and Steve Carell are in the bible. You haven't read that chapter? It's the Gospel according to Laura. Duh.

Joanie M said...

Your kid is a trip! I love it!

MJ said...

What a great response, Laura! Your church seems a lot more fun than mine!

Stu said...

It was Adam who parted the Red Sea, right? Ask Laura.

-Stu

Jason, as himself said...

I love it.

Mrs. G. said...

Christianity via Hollywood! Good one.

katydidnot said...

church brainwashers better move on to plan b.

Janet said...

That sounds like a cool game!

just jamie said...

Um, I'm imagining Tom getting quite a kick out of this.

Gary said...

You know, that book was written by many people, many years after any of the historical facts. Maybe she's got it right. We all know that God is still trying to get the gender references to her corrected.

Trannyhead said...

So much hawtness and snorting. I approve wholeheartedly.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Wait, who is Bruce?!

Seraphine said...

hahaha. sometimes people say things without thinking first. that's pretty funny though.
one time, i was at the beach and i saw a big bird flying by. I pointed and out of my mouth came "Look, a penguin!"
of course, penguins can't fly, and i meant pelican.

Tricia said...

Laura is perfect!

g said...

Ha, she's a doll! And a smartypants!

CSquaredPlus3 said...

That's great! We're always worried about the boys getting "brainwashed" at church too. Laura proves there's hope!

Bunny Bunster said...

We just watched Evan Almighty the other night!!
Good answers Laura.

Rima said...

Ha! I think her logic is pretty bulletproof, there!

Burgh Baby said...

Laura rules!

Magpie said...

Bruce? Like Springsteen?

Laski said...

I love, love that brain of hers . . .

You have a totally cool kid (and you gotta admit, that was a classic answer . . . classic!).

Seraphine said...

and hey, you said so yourself, it was free association.

Joanie said...

Laura is my kind of kid. Oh, and Little Dude says she's right about Evan.

Da Goddess
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Threeundertwo said...

LOL! Who else would Joan of Arc be?

Katie said...

HA HA HA!!! We were playing the game this weekend and we unanimously decided to skip that card...I'm glad you came across it. :)

cluburbia said...

haha at least you dont have to worry about her being brainwashed...

kcinnova said...

Now THAT is funny!

phd in yogurtry said...

I want to play games at YOUR house!

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