You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle. ~God in Bruce Almighty
If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other? ~God in Evan Almighty
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. ~George Bernard Shaw
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~Albert Einstein
Just follow your heart. That's what I do. ~Napoleon Dynamite
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. ~Frank Costello in The Departed
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain
This is a doughnut stuffed with M&Ms. That way when you're finished with the doughnut you don't have to eat any M&Ms. ~Dr. Rick Marshall in Land of The Lost
I can't control the cards I'm dealt, just how I play the hands. ~Professor Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. ~Professor Randy Pausch
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. ~Michael Jordan
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mohandas Gandhi
To be truly radical is to make hope possible, rather than despair convincing. ~Raymond Williams
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i love that show. it's amazing how few people can carry a tune. that's exactly why i don't sing out loud. well... maybe in the shower. but never ever never in public. if i had to do karaoke, i think i'd die.
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Watch out, world!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT KID!
Cracking up here!
I'd love to see just how that mind works. Because obviously, it works MUCH better than mine.
:-)
cow chips? watch your step!
some of the contestants should be slinging cow chips and not singing, I agree there.
I love your girl. She just made my decision to just say no to Idol seem justified.
I usually get suckered in.
MMmmwwwwaaaahahahahah!
i can't believe you guys watch that show. i feel so much less dumb for watching now that i know the smart people watch it too.
LMAO. That's hysterical! Wrong, but hysterical!
She nailed it.
Regretfully, even though I work for a FOX station, I have no idea who you're talking about.
Please don't tell my boss.
I'm SO out of the loop!
Did you explain what cow chips really are?
I'm not watching this season, although all the episodes are recorded on my DVR. Should I bother?
i love that show.
it's amazing how few people can carry a tune.
that's exactly why i don't sing out loud. well... maybe in the shower. but never ever never in public.
if i had to do karaoke, i think i'd die.
"Cow chips" is probably the best description of X-factor/American Idol I've ever heard.
Very apt.
Not that I watch your show, it would drive me insane to watch that AND X-Factor!
Now if she replaced Simon, I might actually watch the show.
Love it. :D
We haven't been watching, but if we had, I think the conversation would have shared some elements with yours. ;)
See what we are missing for not watching TV. I have no idea what you're talkiing about. But I know your girl is a genious.
Yet another great saying I'm stealing from your family...
I love the title of this post. I love Laura . . . (and what a great name she has).
:)
*chuckle*
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