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Announcing the Birth of
Blogthis Didnot!
Announcing the Birth of
Blogthis Didnot!
Yeah, it has been three months since the wedding, but who's counting?
I was hanging out over at BOSSY's yesterday. While I was there, after BOSSY and I did each other's hair and made prank calls, I spied with my little eye a link to the Volkswagen RoutanBabymaker3000 website. First, I made a baby with Johnny Depp who looks like this:
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Deppalicious
Yes, the baby is named Deppalicious. I let John choose the baby's name because celebrities are really good at that. Then I noticed that Deppalicious looks an awful lot like BOSSY and John Cusack's baby. An. Awful. Lot. Alike.
I have concluded that someone around here has been cheatin'. And, yes, I have a couple of suspects in mind.
Meanwhile, after Trish posted some gory pictures on her blog, she helped a sister out by creating little Blogthis Didnot with pictures of Blog This Mom! and katydidnot, which sort of makes Trish a fertility specialist, technologically speaking.
In case you're wondering why I am the dad, well, hop over to San Diego Blog Bitches and look at the shoe photos on the masthead. Click over. Do it now. Did you see the black motorcycle boots? They're mine. So, yeah, Daddy Cheri.
Kate and I ask that you not send baby gifts. We do, however, want cash, checks, and Apple gift cards.
(Photos not the property of Blog This Mom! and katydidnot were jacked at i am bossy and Google Images.)
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33 comments:
Scandalous!
Well, hello, B.D.!
Lovely offspring. But, oh, dear god, we now have virtual baby showers! You do want the cash, checks and Apple gift certificates in virtual form, right?
I think I'll have a few more shots then try to figure out what you're doing here.
So who did BD get his big ears from?
And now I want to put up a pics of my dh and me, just to see what our babies are supposed to look like!
Oh, and motorcycle boots are hawt.
um. so i know i'm supposed to comment on our baby. but i just noticed that you have a label called 'kate'.
i adore you. i have my own label.
(also, please make sure that my half of the cash, checks and apple gift cards gets to me right away.)
Congrats! You make a lovely couple and your offspring is suitably adorable.
Congratulations! I'm sure Laura is already wearing her Big Sis to Little BD shirt.
I knew the two of you would produce an awesome baby. However, I have to tell you, your baby with Johnny Depp creeps me out a little. Just sayin' - no offense.
"I let John choose the baby's name because celebrities are really good at that." Hee! :)
Mazel Tov.
The perfect union.
Are you SURE you're the father? Maybe Bossy is.
If that was really Kate's baby it would have a much better ponytail!
Congratulations. I have no doubt any child born of this unholy union will be one sassy lil mo fo. And hawt.
Ummm... Congratulations... I guess... Maybe I should try for one o' them virtual babies. If it got rowdy I could just turn the speakers off.
The Canadian dollar has so devalued against the American dollar that it is worth nothing. I'm sending you a virtual Canadian cheque but don't get too excited.
As for the motorcycle boots, do you ride a Harley or Yamaha?
MJ: I don't ride a motorcycle. I live in a city and I'm afraid I'd get squished. I just love the boots. I'm all show and no go like that.
I love the sardonic look on BlogthisDidnot's face!
I think he/she? needs red hair and a doctor to pin back those ears. But other than that he/she is really cute.
Congratulations!
Where's BD's man ponytail?
OR is he a she?
If so, he is a beautiful girl.
cute! :)
I am SOOOO confused!
Uncanny how much alike Deppalicious and Wall-Eyes are! Both of those baybays are going to need some surgical help to correct those eyes!
Let me get this right...you two have only been married for 3 months and yet....little BD is already...how old? hmmmm...either a)there was some pre-marital hanky-panky going on or b)I'd be asking for a paternity test, there Dad.
The numbers just don't really add up....you might be right with that "fooling around" concept going on.
But...best wishes to the three of you...sending cash, checks and Apple gift cards even as I type.
OHHHH you're so charming! And funny. If you ever break up with KatyDidNot, know that I'm available. LOL
xo!
haha. i can imagine it now:
if everyone pixel-formed their babies beforehand, there would surely be fewer babies born.
True story: I was dating this guy and we went to a Dave & Busters with a bunch of friends. In a moment of drunken debauchery, we decided to do one of those "here's what your kid would look like" things.
AND THE KID WAS A TOTAL FREAKAZOID.
I broke up with the guy shortly thereafter. For other reasons, er, I think ...
Cute!
Congratulations! You both must be very proud.
Deppalicioius looks like he's been smokin' some good stuff.
Yea Baby - now I have to steal your wife AND your kids...
At least your fertility prowess didn't leave you with eight.
You and Bossy made prank calls together? I thought she only did that with me.
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