Blog This Mom!: In Which I'm Trish's Pimp

Favorite Quotes

You want to see a miracle? Be the miracle.
~God in Bruce Almighty

If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?
~God in Evan Almighty

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
~George Bernard Shaw

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.
~Albert Einstein

Just follow your heart. That's what I do.
~Napoleon Dynamite

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
~Frank Costello in The Departed

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
~Mark Twain

This is a doughnut stuffed with M&Ms. That way when you're finished with the doughnut you don't have to eat any M&Ms.
~Dr. Rick Marshall in Land of The Lost

I can't control the cards I'm dealt, just how I play the hands.
~Professor Randy Pausch

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
~Professor Randy Pausch

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
~Michael Jordan

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
~Mohandas Gandhi

To be truly radical is to make hope possible, rather than despair convincing.
~Raymond Williams

Because Blog This Mom! ~~is pimping for Trish~~ has your back, she's going to tell you where to get these darling duds for your kids . . .

And a little something for the baby . . .

And a little something for the man of the house . . .

And a little something for the blogger too!

Because ~~I clearly don't understand the concept of being a proper pimp~~ Blog This Mom! wants everyone to play and have fun, I'm going to hook you up with a shot at a freebie!

Click Here for Trish's T-Shirt Giveaway!

Actual Customer Testimonial:

After our moms ~~forced us to take pictures in these shirts~~ bought us these totally awesome shirts, our grade point averages went up to 4.0, we became captains of every sport team at school, we tied for first place in the National Spelling Bee, we were voted "Most Popular" and "Most Likely to Succeed" and "Cutest Couple" in our school yearbook, and we were granted early admission into our first choice of colleges.

~Laura and Henry,
Long-Time Satisfied Customers of the Mommy Blogger Shop

What are you waiting for? Let your fingers do the walking to the Mommy Blogger Shop now!

26 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...: I've got my contest entry in!; April 14, 2008 6:31 AM
Misty said...: I am TOTALLY cracking up.

Your humor just made my morning just a little brighter!; April 14, 2008 7:20 AM
just jamie said...: Yup, you're back! I love it!; April 14, 2008 7:34 AM
Patti said...: Absolutely!; April 14, 2008 7:49 AM
Professor J said...: I'm glad you pimpin.; April 14, 2008 7:55 AM
Law Student Hot Mama said...: Heh. You pimp that merchandise, sistah. Rock it!; April 14, 2008 8:02 AM
dkuroiwa said...: ...and what a lovely pimp you are.
I put my 2 cents in....I was wondering where those shirts came from when I saw your Las Vegas photos!!! Vurrry cute!; April 14, 2008 8:47 AM
My Ice Cream Diary said...: Ok, if I ever decide to sell something you are totally going to be my pimp!

Loved the obviosly honest testimonial from the kids. =); April 14, 2008 9:06 AM
Family Adventure said...: Pimping's your middle name, isn't it?

Love the testimonial!

Heidi; April 14, 2008 9:07 AM
Beth said...: Great pimping job! And great looking t-shirts.
I'm going to check out the site.; April 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Tootsie Farklepants said...: LOL! Those are awesome!; April 14, 2008 11:09 AM
Rima said...: That customer testimonial totally sold me!; April 14, 2008 11:31 AM
Scout said...: What a great idea. Very cute. My kids—in their late teens—like to say, "you're going to write a post about this aren't you?" It's not a very catchy phrase, but the point is the same.; April 14, 2008 12:28 PM
CC said...: Great pimping. Testimonial was totally believable. I'm sure they said that. hee hee.; April 14, 2008 4:27 PM
Kalynne Pudner said...: Just came over from Suburban Correspondent: I LOVED your response to your kids asking for cars...totally stealing it. Hope you don't mind.

Welcome to my Google Reader.; April 14, 2008 9:22 PM
Trish said...: Man what would I do without you? I love you Ma Pimp!

P.S. I moved up the drawing for the free t-shirt from May 31st to April 30th. I don't know what the heck I was thinking when I wrote May 31st. :-) You are entered of course.; April 15, 2008 9:40 AM
OHmommy said...: I got mine in too. I HOPE I win, I really really do!!!; April 15, 2008 5:26 PM
Kellan said...: All these shirts are so cute!!

I'm Kellan - nice to meet you. Have a good day!; April 16, 2008 7:42 AM
Attila The Mom said...: Hahaha! These are adorable!; April 16, 2008 9:02 AM
Amber M. said...: Two darling children can't be wrong! Gotta get me a shirt!; April 16, 2008 10:24 AM
Bunny Bunster said...: Trish is the absolute BEST!! She made me a custom shirt that turned out perfectly!!; April 16, 2008 11:35 AM
Sojourner said...: Love the tee shirts- would put them on my kids if I had any. Love your pimpin' too. XOXOXO; April 16, 2008 5:22 PM
Kareer Woman said...: LOL! That's great :); April 17, 2008 2:57 PM
apathy lounge said...: If only my kids were young enough to wear those.; April 17, 2008 5:00 PM
CC said...: Hey Cheri, can you email me at cdcmail at gmail. I've got a question for ya! Thanks!; April 17, 2008 7:06 PM
Mrs. G. said...: You are a very nice pimp.; April 17, 2008 7:23 PM